Not So Fast, Zoidlets...

Military Killdozer Addendum

Standard preamble: (1) These are my opinions and nothing more. I could be wrong about every single assertion I make. Deal with it. (2) Do your own research and come to your own conclusions like a functional adult.

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In our last article, 2024: Military Killdozer, we predicted the alien invasion would occur today, April 8. Clearly, that didn’t happen. This addendum addresses this point.

We missed on our date prediction.

Well that sucked. Let’s take another shot, shall we?

We still stand behind everything we said in the article (and more), including aliens appearing soon. Most of our predictions are not related to aliens, so this ‘miss’ isn’t really a big deal to us. Most of it involves how we get to the other side, so to speak.

Remember, kids: Don’t datefag unless you can handle the heat! (We can.)

Just For Armchair Critics

For those few who are criticizing us for missing this date:

We tried; we failed. You didn’t even try. Fuck off. You’re just trying to virtue signal and make it look like you know things you don’t know. Next time make a prediction instead of sitting back and bitching about what other people actually do.

The fat lady hasn’t sung yet. But make no mistake: We’re both warming her up (affectionately) into a frothy mess that is going to bellow so loud you won’t be able to ignore it from three states away. Enjoy that imagery. You’re welcome.

Have some more. The Humanity…

Don’t. Just don’t.

Why We Missed The Date

Frankly, we don’t know.

At least we suck with every pronoun possible. (Gotta show respect.)

The reasons we were firm on the April 8 date are all still 100% valid:

• Unprecedented hype around the eclipse

• Massive mainstream media live coverage (Disney, Hulu, etc.)

• 70+ years of alien propaganda in all forms (not cheap or accidental)

• 9 months of sedative aerosol deployment

• Recent escalation in sedative aerosol deployment

• Letters in late 1800’s and speeches in 1900’s about fake alien invasions

• The event would (will) solve myriad strategic problems for this operation

But for some reason, Q did not pull the trigger on April 8. The biggest two reasons we can think of for this decision would be:

• There is a less stressful way to do it involving decoupling the eclipse from the aliens

• The outcome for synchronizing the eclipse might be worse than a decoupled strategy

Bottom line: We don’t have enough information to be confident we fully understand why it didn’t happen.

Good thing the puzzle we’re trying to solve isn’t difficult or anything…

In For A Penny, In For A Pound

In the true spirit of totally annihilating any reputation we have left, we’ll double down!

We still believe the alien appearance is inevitable and necessary for the completion of the operation — almost nothing about our stance has changed.

After it was clear we were wrong about the timing, we started trying to find information to explain it. There is little — everything still lines up. What we did find was this:

In previous delta Q drops for April 11:

• Q mentions “WWG1WGA” in separate posts 14 times.

• Q says “A clean [H]ouse is very important.” (Q1126)

We think this indicates we’re likely right about Johnson being ousted from the House.

Then on April 12, we find this:

Interesting that Q would point to a post that includes “incarnated extraterrestrials”.

We had missed this before now.

These words literally mean aliens which have been caused to exist.

Conclusion

Obviously, we missed the date aliens would appear. It happens.

In the face of seemingly humiliating defeat, we are doubling down. We think there’s a very good possibility the alien presence will be made known by this weekend. In the outside case, we think it has to happen before June or the timelines start to make no sense.

There are too many problems an alien presence would solve to discount it as a very real likelihood.

By the way, today, Q blasted us with a heavy batch of aerosol drugs. Thanks, Q, you fucker. We feel like shit, but we can’t stop laughing.

Have a great weekend!

- sapioplex &

JFAnon