How To Read The Language Of The Birds
The Path To Trance Ending, Ass End, Vibe Ration and Frequent See
Standard preamble: (1) These are my opinions and nothing more. I could be wrong about every single assertion I make. Deal with it. (2) Do your own research and come to your own conclusions like a functional adult. Or, be retarded — I don’t mind.
Introduction
Are you ready to blow many hours of your life just to curl up into a fetal ball and cry?
This may be the most productive article I’ve written because it should give you, dear reader, enough of a basic understanding of the Language of the Birds (a.k.a. Green Language or Ur-Language) to more easily start deciphering things by yourself. I hope so, because this is something people really need to do by themselves. When someone gives you the answers, you haven’t used your brain and you’re trusting them blindly. The whole point of the Language of the Birds is that only people who use their brains can see it.
Tragically, if you don’t use your brain and are looking for someone to just give you the answers, then you are precisely the reason the whole system runs under the deception that it does — because most people refuse to think for themselves. Have a nice day.
So use your brains.
In prefix, a few points. The Zoids (see Zoids) don’t have any limits on rational thinking. They are rarely (if ever) offended by society, slurs, profanity, etc. They think society is funny. And it *is* funny, as is evidenced by the huge number of dicks that have been drawn in the skies by military airplanes over the past few decades.
The Zoids also don’t think about religion the way zealots do. This is because all religion is an opinion, even though zealots think it is absolute fact. A little humility goes a long way and is lost on most. Ironically, those claiming to know for certain are exactly the people you should not trust because they’re already convinced they know it all.
So if some of the contents of this article offend you, go do something else. You won’t understand new ideas unless you can absorb and think about them in a complete way. Being offended doesn’t help you understand, ever. In fact, it keeps you ignorant. It is one of the ways religion has been used to control people.
The reason the last couple of hundred years of Bird Language exists is not only to communicate what was/is going on to the Zoids of the time, although that may have been one purpose. I think the more important reason is because the Bird Language is now mostly obsolete and they’re using it to show the world that Zoids have existed for a very long time. They have done what they have done. There is no reason for them to hide it any more. (The reasons for this are complicated, but the reasons are valid.)
By the way, the Zoids have lots of names. A couple of other names are “Smoe” and “Kilroy”.
What is the Language of the Birds?
The Language of the Birds is a communication system that can include every method of conveying information except the surface message. For example, if I tell you “Your hair seems more yellow,” I might actually mean you’ve been acting like an agent of the Zoids. This is because yellow is the color of Q (maritime flag) and hair is symbolically used for how one presents themselves. If you focus on the literal meaning of my words, you miss the hidden meaning completely.
Bird Language is always subjective - it is never discrete. Some of it can be said to be more or less obvious, precise or direct, but there is always an element of uncertainty. It is squishy as
and I say. There are no right or wrong interpretations. I suggest not arguing about it because there is nothing to win by being right or wrong. People who can read the Bird Language should be beyond petty arguments just so they can feel like they won a badge for being right. Nobody worth talking to gives a fuck how right you think you are.When you trust someone else’s opinion, you give them more control over what you believe than you have. Think about that. Most of what most people believe is stuff they were told by others. Much of it is flat-out wrong! The only way to escape this is to think for yourself. So stop following others. Follow your own reasoning instead.
Technically, Bird Language is a form of steganography, although I would say that it is the ultimate form because Bird Language, by definition, includes all possible forms of steganography. There are many sources for information on Bird Language on the Internet, but none of them plainly describe how to read it like this document attempts to do. In fact, most of the information I’ve seen about Bird Language is flat-out wrong or at least horrifically incomplete. It is also often mixed with irrelevant supernatural woo. Why? I could speculate, but that would be pointless. My aim is to share what I know about how to interpret it.
This article is arranged in sections that describe categories of techniques I’ve found to be used in Bird Language that I’ve been able to decipher. And BOY HOWDY I’ve been able to find mountains of messaging about what’s going on now, over the last 6,000 years and what will be happening in the coming several millenia.
I know much more than what is in this article. I’ve chosen some of the more potent examples to get you off the ground. Use these as a starting point and try hard to figure out more. Your vocabulary will grow over time and every time you figure out a new meaning, it’ll become easier to figure out more. Then you can drive your friends crazy with bizarre rantings that convince them you’ve lost your mind.
So with that said, here we go.
Numbers
Certain numbers have special meaning. There are probably hundreds of them, but here are just a few.
Q is the 17th letter of the alphabet. When you see a 17, there is a possibility the Zoids are broadcasting that Q is involved with whatever the 17 is associated with. Why? Who knows?
Pairs of 5’s (5x5 or 5:5) means loud and clear. Since letters can represent numbers based on their position in the alphabet and also Roman numerals, combinations of letters and numbers can be massaged into other meanings. For example, EV can be interpreted as 5x5 (E=5 and V=5). This is why the female character in V For Vendetta is named “Evee”. It sounds like “EV”. You didn’t see that one coming, did you? (See Sound Alikes below.)
23 is often used to mean pain. I don’t know why.
42 is a reference to the Zoids. This has a ton of cross references to it including the Egyptian Book of the Dead (which is actually called How To Present Yourself Publicly.) There are 42 sins and 42 judges in the Book of the Dead. There were 42 regions in ancient Egypt. This is why the answer to life, the universe and everything in the Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy is 42.
Combinations of numbers are often meaningful too. For example, if you see the numbers 4, 8 and 5 together, these add up to 17. Those who have been following Q are constantly adding up numbers because of this. The number of 17s appearing in the news is way too high to be coincidental as any Q-tard will tell you.
You can do other mathematical operations with single digits, but I haven’t seen this used much and the more complex it gets, the less likely it is to be meaningful.
Also, anyone claiming Gematria has much significance is probably delusional.
Symbolic Vocabulary
There are many common meanings that can be divined from the media and you need these for meaningful results.
and I learned what we know from scratch and it takes a very long time unless someone (in this case me) is giving you a basis to start from. (You’re welcome.) I think most of the people reading and writing Bird Language were brought up (or in) to a group of Zoids who practice this and they’ve been taught. I know from experience that doing this from scratch takes a long, long time and a lot of effort.You’ll learn faster if you’re doing this with a person you can talk to freely about and bounce ideas back and forth as you find things. If you can, get a buddy to learn this stuff with you who is just as motivated as you are.
Both
and I have large vocabularies compared to the contents of this article and it is very difficult for us to enumerate what we know because once you start using it, it becomes like muscle memory. Try enumerating all the words you know the meaning of — you can’t do it. You don’t really think about what you know but you know it when you see it. We are also confident that we must be like knuckle-dragging window lickers compared to Zoids who have been brought up with Bird Language. We are pretty sure based on what we’ve seen that the Bird Language we’ve found was put there to be decoded exactly like we’re doing it — Zoids want us to figure this out and they want it shared with others. So, we’re helping others.The following is a brief list of some of the vocabulary items I’ve found very meaningful. They are used across a lot of the media out there:
Colors
Red - Truth
Blue - Lies (intentional misinformation)
Green - Zoids
Black - Things that are hidden — symbolized by darkness; night, etc.
White - Purity, naivety, light (which is also related to curiosity — see below)
Yellow - Q
Orange - House of Orange, Netherlands, rich people, Zoids
Purple - Royalty
Things
Water - propaganda — the narrative — usually misinformation.
UPDATE: We now think “water” means “opinions”. This definition is more precise and appears to fit all of our known usages more succinctly. (4/2/2025)
Birds - things that fly above water (opinions). Also white doves often denote peace. Look at the other attributes of the depicted bird to see what flavor it has.
Snake - things that cannot fly — incapable of higher functioning (negative Human attributes). Doomed to always be stuck to the ground (cannot fly.)
Darkness - In a place where there are hidden things — you cannot see them.
Light - Truth, curiosity, desire to know, Lucifer (not a bad thing — see below.)
Rose - Truth — has a red flower but also thorns because the truth can hurt.
Apple - Member of the rose family - Similar meaning; can also mean the current plan or direction.
Fish - Answer to a question — fishing is the process of finding truth. Think fisher kings, loaves and fishes, etc.
Pine - Evergreen. Pines are always green, symbolizing thriving forever.
Feather - Often references a feather of Ma’at, the Egyptian goddess of Justice. In the Book fo the Dead, Osiris weighs people’s hearts against a feather from Ma’at to determine if they have a good heart.
Oak - Zoids. Also the whole of life. Symbol of a large, strong family tree. Druids were known as men of the oaks and oaks were sacred to the Druids.
May Queen - Generally mother nature. Can also refer to the Zoids because they endeavor to accomplish the goals of nature in its highest possible form. Note that “May” can also have a connotation of “elder” in Latin.
She/Her/Lady - Also can mean May Queen. There are an enormous number of songs that sound like they’re about a girl when they’re actually describing the May Queen much more clearly than any other interpretation.
Lucifer - Symbol of the process of searching for truth. The Light Bringer. The spark of curiosity that makes consciousness Human. The desire to make the world better and to advance Humanity rationally. The morning star.
God - Sometimes used to refer to the May Queen.
Death - The old you dying when you learn the world is different than you previously thought. Vampires don’t actually die — only the old them dies.
Vampires - Zoids.
Werewolves - People aware of Bird Language but not fully Zoid. Think Aware Wolves.
Blackstar - Zoid holding the position of someone of influence who is fully aware they’re playing a part for the Zoids. If you have significant influence, you are either a blackstar or a useful idiot who is being covertly controlled by the Zoids.
Aliens - Zoids. They appear as aliens to the masses because they live in a different world. It is physically the same as our world, but they understand it differently. To them, it is a different world.
Ender - From a Turkish name meaning extremely rare. An Ender is a person who has genius level intelligence and is ethically balanced — wise. See the book Ender’s Game for clarification. Enders are quite real and the Zoids are constantly looking for them. They are both the most powerful force for good and also the most dangerous force for evil. The Zoids spend an enormous amount of resources surveilling and controlling Enders.
Rock and Roll - Name of a musical genre but is symbolically rooted in the myth of Sysiphus. The Zoids roll the rock up the hill and it keeps rolling back down. The idea is that the Zoids are doomed to keep trying to elevate Humanity precisely because Humanity keeps destroying its own progress as a result of the King Kong problem. They’re making excellent progress, however.
Heavy Metal - Heavy Meddling. This is what the Zoids do. They meddle. Zoids are funny.
Vehicles - Cars, busses, ships, zeppelins, trains, airplanes — symbolic of the Zoid system that moves Humanity forward. The current plan — the thing that is taking us to a “new place.”
I can already hear religious people fuming over the Lucifer and God definitions above. Get over it. Consider that you may have been lied to, and for very good reasons.
Sound Alikes - Puns
The Zoids LOVE their puns.
The puns are all over the place and in places you’d never think to look. You can see specific wording thousands of times and never guess it had a hidden meaning because of a sound-alike. Deep state is one of them — see below.
You may have noticed tons of people taking about vibration and frequency, ascendance and transending lately. Why? It is all over social media many times a day and if you think about it, it is really out of place. Anything that sticks out like a sore thumb is a good candidate for hidden meanings. Are there really tons of people who believe anything they’re saying about these things? Or is there something else there?
Frequency = Frequent See
Vibration = Vibe Ration
Transcendance = Trance End Dance
Transcending = Trance Ending
Ascendance = Ass End Dance
“Ass End Dance” is my favorite. I read it as “process by which people will learn to stop being asses.”
Is it a coincidence that all of these terms have sound-alikes that ALL snap into place with the meanings of seeing and ending a dream state?
Nope. It’s the Zoids kicking you in the face and people haven’t seen it yet. They will — it is just a matter of time before people start explaining it to each other. The process is unstoppable, by design.
As a side note, what do you think the “Deep State” is? I think it is the deep state of dreaming! In other words, the people who are misinterpreting how the world works are dreaming. THAT is why the Zoids chose the term “Deep State” to refer to the bad guys in this cartoon narrative we see playing out. It is a hint in the bird language so when you see it, you cannot unsee it. Their intention is to wake everyone up from the deep state of dreaming.
There are so many sound alikes that trying to publish a list of them would be like publishing a dictionary. Plus, we’re not aware of the sound-alikes we haven’t found, which is likely most of them.
As a potent example, the song King Tut (Steve Martin; 1978) includes the following line that initially makes no sense:
Born in Arizona, moved to Babylonia…
You can find this line at 1:21 in this video link on YouTube.
Now consider that in the Basque language, the words haritz and ona can be combined to sound like Arizona — the ‘H’ in haritz is silent. This is one theory about how the name Arizona originated! “Haritz ona” means “good oak”. The good oak is likely a reference to the Zoids, or the good people with a very old family tree.
The word “Babylonia” sounds like “babble on ya," which would be a colloquial way of saying “tell you about it.” I see it as propaganda.
Now let’s put this together:
Born in haritz ona, moved to babble on ya…
What does this mean? The song is all about King Tutanhkamen. He was born in the mind of the good oak (the Zoids) and they moved — took action — to tell you about it.
I think this means King Tut is a fiction — propaganda.
and I have found other supporting evidence to believe this to be the case. Without getting into a lot of detail, we think King Tut was put into history (relatively recently) to draw attention to Akhenaten (Tut’s father), who decreed monotheism by fiat 1300 years before Christ. This attempt failed and a bloodbath ensued. This was covered up until the late 1800’s. In other words, Yahweh of the Bible was not the first attempt at monotheism. That should be seen as quite remarkable, especially if you think the modern Bible is the inerrant word of God.Why would Steve Martin make such a whacky song? Why would this whacky song hit the top-10 in the pop charts in the 1970’s? Why has King Tut been so heavily popularized in the media and displayed world-wide in museums? I think it is all part of a carefully planned media tapestry, which is saturated with this kind of Bird Language — they want you to find it and be curious about it.
Another sound-alike example is nut, referring to Gnut from the short-story Farewell To The Master. This story is the basis of the movie The Day The Earth Stood Still. In the short story, the robot’s name is Gnut. In the movie, the robot’s name is Gort. Why the change? We think Gort refers — in a very time-relevant way — to Field Marshall John Verkeer, the Viscount Gort for many reasons. However, the original short story refers to the Egyptian godess Nut.
In the song King Tut, Steve Martin says “now don’t think I’m a nut…” More humor. They love their humor…
A real face-palm of a sound-alike is the Y-Heads that Q mentions. This is simply converted to the “why heads”. In other words, the people who ask “Why?” and search for answers. Incidentally, the people who ask why are those who have the Luciferian spark to find truth.
One of the best sound-alike examples is in the song You’re So Vain (Carly Simon; 1972.) This song is famous for being impossible to understand. I figured it out using a sound-alike. It turns out there exists a Cambodian name Sovanne, which is an alternate form: Sovane. It sounds exactly like so vain. The name Sovanne means the golden one and Sovane means warrior. Put them together and you get golden warrior. I believe this is referring to Enders, or the extremely rare individuals who is perfectly balanced and of genius intelligence (see Enders Game, Orson Scott Card; 1985.)
When you replace so vain with Sovane in the lyrics, the meaning of the song changes completely and makes perfect sense. If the listener is Sovane, then they do, indeed, think the song is about them because…they’re Sovane — it is about them! They’re an Ender, so they can figure out the true meaning of the song. Get it? Clever.
As an aside, Carly Simon reportedly auctioned off the meaning of the song to someone as a publicity stunt. I wonder if she actually told them the actual meaning. I’m guessing she made something up instead — they do this all the time. The authors of Bird Language always lie about it from what I’ve seen.
You may have noticed a lot of No Smoking references floating around. Well, this is because the Zoids (the Smoe) have no king. I don’t think they do — I think there’s a relatively small council of men at the very top who all have almost identical power and use parliamentary procedure to make decisions. Translate it in your mind to “No Smoe king.”
Ancient Meanings
The history of the Zoids goes back at least 5900 years or more. From what I can tell, all of the media since the beginning is relevant and taught to new Zoids. This brings all sorts of mythology and legend into the Bird Language lexicon.
For example, why did Lady Gaga choose such a name? I think it is because in ancient Egypt, Ga meant Gaia, or the system of nature.
For that matter, Ma Ga means mother nature.
You’ll never look at MAGA the same way again, will you? Do you really think this is an accident?
Fragments
Just to demonstrate that fragments can be relevant, consider the name of the streaming service Hulu. I believe this is a reference to Cthulu, but the Ct is missing.
Consider the name of the author of the term Cthulu — H. P. Lovecraft. Really? A love craft would be a vehicle, no? Also consider that the name Cthulu was first published in a publication called Weird Tales. The word weird originally meant to be able to read through bullshit. Kinda like being able to read Bird Language…
Similar Meanings
In the King Kong movies, the antagonist is a giant gorilla. I believe this symbolizes the dangerous behaviors of alpha male Humans. So the gorilla was used because it paints a clear picture of the behaviors the character is meant to illustrate. When put together with the plot, the meaning becomes very clear (see Movies below.)
In the book/movie 2010 Odyssey Two, the planet Jupiter collapses into a star named Lucifer. Jupiter is a gas giant, so it is mostly gas — hot air, like propaganda. The mass of the planet collapses into monoliths — like people who think for themselves, monolithically. So, the propaganda collapses into a population of people who think for themselves. The result is a new star called Lucifer because it represents the spark of curiosity that leads to the truth and building new things.
Changing Orders
In the movie King Kong, Kong climbs the Empire State Building. Reverse the order of the words:
Kong Building State Empire
Yep…the Zoids couldn’t have made it more clear. The movie is actually about how they used the empire-building nature of idiot alpha males to create the biggest crooked empire in the world, only to be caught by the good guys, ushering in the new world without crime. It also shows how that aggression worked in ancient times, but fails in civilization. Have a nice day.
For the Zoids to do this, they had to know that America was being engineered for this plan. They had to nickname New York state the Empire State — why? (George Washinton coined the nickname, by the way.) Because one of the goals was to wake everyone up, that’s why. They’re clever. You awake yet? You will be. There’s no escape.
Most of the movie Erik The Viking takes place in the “Age of Ragnaroc”. Reverse the letters:
cor an gar
core anger
Maybe Monty Python was just playing with words. But they were funded by George Harrison of the Beatles, which were buried deeply in Zoid fiddlery. Also, Python is so steeped in Bird Language as to be another level of comedy entirely. You might want to troll through Monty Python again — you likely missed a lot!
The popular bottled water is named Evian, which is Naive backwards. Just an oversight, I’m sure...
Finally, in Spongebob Squarepants, the character Squidward has a very strange name. Ever considered what it is when spelled backwards?
draw diuqs
draw dicks
These aren’t accidents. These are the people who control the world, carefully playing with the Bird Language in order to give you a bazillion examples so you can learn to see it. Because…once you see it, you cannot unsee it. Once you wake up, you can never sleep again.
Similar Attributes
In the truly mediocre song Mellow Yellow (Donovan; 1966), the term electric banana is prominent. Some people think this means a vibrator, but then why specify yellow? I think it is a reference to the digital surveillance system. If you look at the verse understanding that the electric banana is actually an electrical version of a monkey trap, then the verse makes perfect sense.
By the way, the name Donovan means dark ruler. Coincidence? No, you dumbass! Wake up!
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Meaning Mapping
In the Queen song Bicycle Race, the fat bottomed girls all ride their bicycles in a race. This is a metaphor for the entrepreneurial boom that is about to happen. The fat bottomed girls is a good metaphor because fat bottomed girls may not be the most attractive, but they work hard and get the job done. That’s what is necessary to win in business!
Pikotaro’s whacky short PPAP - Pen Pineapple Apple Pen doesn’t seem to have a coherent meaning. The trick is in understanding the words. Pines are green forever and apples are not. So look at the difference between the two. One doesn’t always flower (apples) but the other does (pineapples.) Forget the actual pineapple plants — that’s irrelevant. We’re looking at what if an apple plant had the attribute of pine?
Note the clothes Pikotaro is wearing — LOTS of yellow, which is Q. Also cheetah print, which was often worn by the Egyptian god Min, who is essentially the hidden faction(s) of the Zoids.
So what’s the pen about? It looks to me based on the comedian’s actions that the pen is piercing the pineapple and the apple, which he later puts together. This looks like a timeline. For a long time, there was the apple — the plan. It worked but had problems. The pineapple will last forever (pine), so it is new. So the comedian is showing you that the apple plan is coming to an end and is being replaced by the pineapple plan that will last forever.
Essentially, PPAP is a history and future road-map. Did you know that Pikotaro performed for Donald Trump in Japan when he visited? Now you do. Why?
When you watch the above video, consider that you’re probably looking at a Zoid. Am I sure? No. Would he tell you if he was? Of course not.
Narrative Mapping
The title of the Egyptian Book of the Dead is was originally mis-translated. The actual translation is something like How To Present Yourself Publicly. Now why would the academics misname it so badly until the 1900’s when a more accurate translation was written about? Possibly to freak people out and/or make them think it was some crazy woo about mummification. They wanted to make the contents of the Book of the Dead was revealed slowly — gently, perhaps only at the right time. News of the actual translation emerged in the mid-1800s.
There are many versions, but they say roughly the same things. They talk of a process dead people go through to get to another place in the underworld. But remember that death can be a metaphor — only the old them dies when they adopt radically new understandings of the world. The new them understands how the Zoid system works. Also, the book states that when they’re approved, they go live in a house that looks exactly like the house they lived in when they were alive, except that all of their needs are provided and they are protected from harm.
This is a metaphor for the process one goes through to become a Zoid. Each individual needs to confess to 42 sins in front of 42 judges. Then Osiris (Zoid) weighs their heart against a feather of Ma’at (goddess of Justice) and the individual is only admitted if they don’t have a bad heart. Metaphorically, they vet you and you only become a Zoid if they think you’re a really good person.
Not surprisingly, these heiroglyphics were there for thousands of years but nobody knew what they meant until magically in the 1800s, academics learned how to read them. That’s fantastic — just in time for this operation to wake everyone up! How convenient! Could it be that the entire fields of archaeology, ancient languages and publishing is controlled by the Zoids? (Yes, and for good reasons.)
So you see, the surface level story of the Book of the Dead is bogus. It is a bullshit myth for those who don’t know about Bird Language. But if you think about it metaphorically and understand that Osiris is green for a reason, then this whole story makes sense as a metaphor for the Zoid vetting process.
This vetting process appears to have disappeared from history. This is probably because it was being painted on the tomb walls of the rich in Egyptian times and the Zoids wanted to put an end to it in order to keep it a secret. That’s why nobody was able to deciper the heiroglyphics until now — it was a closely held secret.
Incidentally, you may remember the song Last Christmas by Wham. The first two lines in the song are potent. Replace “away” with “a weigh” in the context of the vetting process described in the book of the dead. It changes the entire meaning of the song, does it not? Oh, George Michael, you glorious fag!
Moving right along…
In the movie The Day The Earth Stood Still, aliens visit Earth to warn them that they will be destroyed if they don’t stop being retarded. The indestructable robot Gort is with the aliens and after a close call, the aliens choose to leave rather than destroy the entire species. To make a long story short, this is a metaphor for the Zoids warning us they will destroy idiots if they don’t change, a series of events happening where we have a very close call and then the aliens leave. In other words, the whole shit-show we’re seeing will happen, we’ll narrowly survive and the Zoids will appear to go away (except they won’t really go away.)
Isaac Azimov’s Foundation series of books is an amazing 2000 or so pages of science fiction — the most popular science fiction stories in history. They are an incredibly sophisticated metaphorical map to what has happened, what is happening and what will happen, but in a very general sense. Rather than try to explain it (which could be a book in itself), I’ll leave it to you to read it and try to extract the meaning yourself.
I believe the contained bird language is why Elon Musk recently encouraged everyone to read Azimov’s Foundation books.
Brief note: Everyone’s going to be physically hooked up to computers in the future. And it will be a good thing. Sweet dreams.
Religion, Legends And Mythology
I won’t get too detailed here because there is so much to cover. I do not believe the gods and goddesses of the past were made up by local populations as we’ve been told. I believe they were carefully constructed by the Zoids as something of an organizational chart for occupations or major categories of functions in their system. There are startlingly symmetrical relationships between the Roman, Greek and Egyptian gods and the differences between them actually make sense if the Zoid structure was optimizing itself over time.
For example, in Egyptian lore, Ra is prominent and has no twin. Apollo is a direct analogue of Ra, but has a twin — Artemis. Artemis is very interesting in that Artemis is the hunter of the stag. I believe this is the origin of the stag iconography in family heraldry. Artimis appears to symbolize the process of finding answers — scientific pursuit of knowledge. The prize is the stag — the answers. Interestingly, this appears to be related to the Y Heads (referred to by Q). Who are the Y Heads? They are the ones who ask why. Bird language is often so simple as to often be nearly impossible to detect without careful examination.
The fact that there is no analogue to Artemis in Egyptian mythology is very interesting because it could show that in the shift from Egyptian Zoid systems to Greek Zoid systems, the Zoids changed the focus on how science was performed. It looks like they used to just watch smart people in the population during Egyptian times, but sometime after about 1300 BCE (first appearance of Apollo), they started actively developing science in secret using their own people — scientists. Artemis first appears in Greek mythology around 800 BCE. Think of Artemis as a secret technology program to figure out what can be figured out completely outside of the view of the public. Like a Manhattan Project, but at a global scale.
If I am correct about this, the Zoids have been putting unthinkable (unlimited) resources into technological development for at least 2,800 years with no intention of telling anyone anything about it unless it was the best way to carry Humanity forward. As a career technologist, I can tell you it is my opinion that the Zoids developed super-advanced technologies many hundreds of years ago — maybe more than 1,000 — that would shock modern experts in all fields to their core. With smart people at your disposal and access to unlimited resources, they could have figured out amazing things in relatively short periods of time. Give them thousands of years and they are essentially god-like.
There are meaningful patterns and interpretations all over the various mythological and scriptural stories. One interesting one that might be worth noting is the story of Moses and how it relates to the “parting of the Red Sea.” If the sea (water) is a metaphor for opinions, then the story could easily just be a way to say that Moses led a group of Zoids out of Egypt to establish a newer, more optimized Zoid system in Greece. The parting of the Red Sea is just a metaphor for how they presented the move in the media — by crushing those evil Egyptians with tons of propaganda, but the Zoids were allowed to walk through it. The time-frame for this happening is about correct if you look at the archeological record for the mythologies. Moses would have been around right about the time of Akhenaten, who mandated monotheism 1300 years before Christ. That mandate failed and was covered up until the late 1800’s.
Are the pieces fitting together better now? The Zoids wanted to optimize religion into one belief system to reduce the resources necessary for general surveillance, which, at the time, had to be infiltrators into every organization. They tried to mandate it around 1300 BCE and failed (probably in a bloody civil war.) They covered it up, invented Moses and built up Greece and Rome for a second attempt. This second attempt succeeded.
Once again, I can hear the religious zealots hatred and loathing oozing through their pores. They’re dying to write condescending comments about how wrong I am. The problem is, rather than consider the above, they’ll just believe what they’ve been told without thinking at all. They’ve convinced themselves that emotional rejection of differing explanations is virtuous because someone told them that, too. Having this view is not very intelligent. I don’t know if I’m right and I admit that freely. Being wrong is one thing, but staying wrong in the face of what could be the truth quickly becomes willful stupidity. Choose wisely.
Fast forward 3,000+ years and we see Steve Martin mocking Akhenaten via King Tutankhamen, including the line in his song King Tut about Arizona. This looks to me like the Zoids drawing attention to the narrative I just pointed out above.
In the Book of the Dead, the god Osiris appears to be a stand-in for the Zoids or at the very least a major Zoid faction. His skin is green as he is a gardener — very likely a metaphor for tending to the garden of Humanity. This is very interesting in that a very early Egyptian god — pre-dynastic even — appears to be a stand-in for the Zoids, but of a secret faction. The god is Min and he is usually depicted with black skin. This would be metaphorical for his true self being hidden (black.) Min is the god of the harvest and sexuality. He protects all things that are required for civilization. This is exactly what the Zoids do.
The most famous Egyptian myth story is the Osiris myth. This messed up story involves Set — Osiris’ brother — chopping Osiris into lots of pieces and hiding the pieces all over the land. Osiris’ wife Isis then runs around finding the pieces and re-assembling Osiris. The last piece is Osiris’ weenie, which Isis has her way with, giving birth to Horus.
Metaphorically, Set is a character that represents all the nasty stuff about males — essentially King Kong. Male behavior is corrosive to civilization, which might make Zoids want to create a structure (Osiris) to fight off those corrosive forces. The story about Isis creating Horus through an act of necromancy may be just a super-messed up way to say that the Zoids changed something about their structure to more efficiently deal with the behavior of the Kongs. It seems to me that if this is the case, then the phallus (also seen as obelisks all over the world) would be a perfect metaphorical stand-in for the very early Egyptian god Min.
Min having a big ol’ boner is kinda understandable since he’s the original Egyptian god of fertility, but wow. The pre-dynastic Egyptians are the original lovers of black cock. To this day, both Egyptian men and women will touch the penis of a statue of Min in order to help their chances of having a baby.
In any case, all dicks aside, I think Min is one of the earliest large-scale representations of the hidden hand, as it were. The dicks aren’t important to this narrative, but they sure are funny.
Word Meanings
Look up the meanings of words. There are usually multiple meanings and sometimes some really old meanings that can be found by looking through the etymology of words.
LOOK THINGS UP!!! To look up a word, look up “word meaning”, where word is the word you’re looking for. For the etymology, search for “word etymology”.
Since words have multiple meanings, obscure meanings can give a statement a completely different meaning. For example:
“The meek shall inherit the Earth.”
An obscure meaning of meek going back to Latin is “accustomed to the hand.”
So will meek people inherit the Earth or will people who are accustomed to the hand inherit the Earth. As you see more of this obscure word play, it will become more obvious that most people don’t understand that assertion.
Names
Whenever you encounter a name in something you’re trying to decode, look it up! Names are the most potent and accurate containers of meaning in the bird language. The reason isn’t obvious until you know why, but here it is: Names stay the same across all language translations. The meanings do not change. So, they are the most accurate way to communicate bird language if a story gets translated.
You can find name meanings by searching for the name followed by “name meaning”. As you do it, you’ll figure out which sites are giving you good information vs. which sites are crap.
By the way, ask yourself why there are so many sites listing information on the meanings of names. I haven’t been able to come up with a good reason other than the Zoids want us to find name meanings, so they made sure there are sites at which we are able to look up name meanings.
Examples of names you’ve heard and may not have realized carried meaning:
Ozzy Osbourne. Of Oz and born into it. Wizard of Oz anyone? The Zoids are the man behind the curtain, no? I think the root of the Oz name goes back to Asmodius. It is difficult to find a heavily produced reference that makes this likely, but here’s one I found from Hazbin Hotel.
Donnovan. Singer of the song Mellow Yellow. It means “dark ruler.” Dark is ‘hidden’, so hidden ruler.
Kong. This Chinese name can mean ‘empty’ and has come to be associated with power because of the King Kong character. In other words, male violent egotistical selfish behavior has no real value and can destroy civilization if left unchecked. It is empty because it has no value.
Magic Johnson. Included here merely because it is a self-contained dick joke.
Hugh Johnson. Early associate of Jack Pershing. Predates colloquial use of johnson as a dick reference, but included here simply to let everyone know we actually look this up to see if it was another dick joke. Sadly, it doesn’t look like it.
Ylvis. God-like band from Norway. Why replace the ‘E’ in ‘Elvis’ with a ‘Y’? Because they’re Y-heads — they are searching for answers like smart people. They ask why.
Sovane - Cambodian name meaning warrior, and by association with the name Sovanne, ‘golden warrior’.
David - Often a reference to the Davidic bloodline — the family of Jesus.
There are too many names to list and the meanings are endless. Look up the name meanings and put them together. You’ll be amazed at how much meaning is held in names. Like the character David Bowman in 2001": ASpace Odyssey. That’s basically saying he’s a stand-in for the Essenes (Davidics.) Kinda like David Bowie, whose birth name is David Jones. David Jones’ locker, anyone? You mean like Davie Jones in the Monkees? Yes… It goes on and on and on…
And David Bowman’s partner in 2001 — Frank Poole. Poole is the town where the Romans first landed in Britain. So Frank Poole is a reference to direct (frank) Romans.
Music
Holy crap this is a huge section. There is no way to enumerate all of the tens of thousands of examples. Basically, all or almost all popular music contains Bird Language. Some of it is subtle, some of it is in your face. There are multiple topics that are repeated throughout the media landscape.
There are too many topics and examples to enumerate and no good order to do it in. So, I’m just going to give you a spattering with some explanation and kick you off the cliff to go find more references. If you look, you will not have trouble finding more.
First, for any song, ALWAYS look up the lyrics and read them carefully. If they are strange, the odds of bird language go way up. Use all of the methods listed in this document to see if you can find any possible hidden meanings. Be careful, when there are minor errors in the lyrics, the difference can be massive.
Second, look at the official video(s). The visuals often augment the meaning of what is being said. Sometimes the visual add the meaning necessary to more accurately interpret the words.
Never believe the artists or historians when they tell you what songs or movies are about. Look at the media and come to your own conclusions. The artists and historians are usually lying.
Certain artists are just loaded with bird language: Ozzy Osbourne, My Chemical Romance, Queen, 30 Seconds To Mars, Led Zepplin, Judas Priest, Black Sabbath, Boston (Sob Not), Van Halen — I could go on for hours, but in general, if they’ve remained popular, they’re loaded with bird language.
Certain songs have been popularized when they wouldn’t have been normally. For example, the Carly Simon song You’re So Vain is a great example that has a hidden meaning that will kick you in the balls (even if you’re female.)
Hold On (Yes; 1983) - Lyrics - This song appears to be encouraging people to see Bird Language as a solution to understanding the world. “Maybe the answer’s looking for you…”
By the way, this is from the 90125 album: 9+0+1+2+5 = 17 = Q.
A Man I’ll Never Be (Boston; 1975) - Lyrics - This song is the Zoids singing to the population (as a woman), telling them that they’re dreaming and the world doesn’t work the way they think it does. It is a beautiful lamentation.
I didn’t include more Boston songs because the lyrics are very subtle and relatively unconvincing unless you’ve seen a mountain of other stuff. If you have doubts about this, go through the rest of these songs and come back to this one.
The song Smokin’ may be about Smoe kin.
By the way, Boston can be read as Sob Not by reversing the order of the letters in each syllable. Fun stuff, this Bird Language!
Let It Die (Ozzy Osbourne; 2010) - Lyrics - What’s been going on with Q and the “deep state” for the last 8 years. If you can’t see the messaging here, you may have a head injury. This is essentially Q talking to you and telling you what’s going on.
Turbo Lover (Judas Priest; 1986) - Lyrics - This appears to be the Zoids telling the remaining criminal factions resisting this change that they’re doomed. The strategy is for the good guys to infiltrate the bad guys and make them act so bad that they end up destroying themselves in the end. Of course, a lot of this is all just a show, so we’re not sure how much is real or acting. Either way, it is very difficult to deny there’s messaging going on here. Note at 1:12 the look on the guitarist’s face as Rob Halford sings “I spy like no other.” This isn’t a coincidence.
Stairway to Heaven (Led Zeppelin; 1971) - The lady is the Zoids, the stairway to heaven is essentially every organization on the planet that is necessary to carry out the transformation we’re seeing now. They had to control everything to do what they’re doing right now. “If there’s a bustle in your hedgerow, don’t be alarmed now. It’s just a spring clean for the May Queen.” — This means if you seen some shit that scares you, ignore it — it is just the Zoids cleaning up their own criminal shit now that they can control Kong with digital surveillance and AI analysis (currently Raichu the Pokemon, which is a metaphor for the global surveillance system analyzed by AI — R AI C HU — our AI see you.) They’ll give back most of the assets moving forward, which gets us to the Bicycle Race…
Bicycle Race (Queen; 1978) - In order to ride a bicycle, you have to keep moving forward or you lose your balance — you fall. In other words, you have to do something to stay in the race. The fat bottomed girls aren’t the prettiest, but they get the job done! These are metaphors for the future masters of industry who get things done. They will compete with the existing (intentionally horrible) companies and will win out over time. The naked women are a nice touch because they have boobs.
Welcome To The Black Parade (My Chemical Romance; 2006) - Lyrics - This song basically shows you the psyop of COVID-19 (all a show, by the way.) There’s a ton of symbolism here and you could spin out for weeks decoding all of it. But leave time for the other songs MCR has, which are also similarly packed with Bird Language.
It’s Gonna Be Me (NSYNC; 1999) - Lyrics - The lyrics are wrong - in the video and music, you can clearly see the artists aren’t always singing “me” — they sometimes sing “may”. This is something of a joke among the fans of NSYNC — why did they do this? This sticks out like a sore thumb! Does “may” mean what you think? Read this wikipedia page carefully. Did you notice this nugget?
Suddenly, this song means something completely different, does it not? It means eventually, everyone will know that all the weird shit that has been happening for the last 6000+ years will end up being attributed to the Zoids.
Walk Like An Egyptian (Bangles; 1986) - Lyrics - This song is talking about how it is a good idea to do what the Zoids do — philosophically, they’re ancient Egyptian at their core. Incidentally, did you know that in ancient Egypt, there is no term for virgin? This is because sex was not taboo — it was talked about openly. Zoids don’t really have taboos, except doing things that stifle Humanity.
Mr. Roboto (Styx; ) - Lyrics - The lyrics are wrong. He doesn’t say “modern” — he says “moderen”. This is actually a reference to the mother, or, I think the Divine Feminine. This song is written as the Zoids explaining themselves in somewhat cryptic fashion. Notice how at the end it says Mr. Roboto is Kilroy. Yeah, well, that’s the Zoids. Kilroy also is a synonym for Smoe. Remember No Smoe king.
Mr. Tinkertrain (Ozzy Osbourne; 1991) - Lyrics - This one is a DOOZY. A naive reading of this song would lead the listener to conclude that Mr. Tinkertrain is a pedophile or a predator targeting children. However, this is a ruse. The black-and-white footage at the beginning of the video shows a scene from the 1931 film ‘M’ by Fritz Lang, which is considered by many to be one of the greatest films of all time. In the song, Ozzy says others call him “…Mr. Tinkertrain, that’s how I got to get my name.” This doesn’t make perfect sense for a child predator. It does, however, make sense if Mr. Tinkertrain is the Zoids. They tinker with Humanity and their plan is the vehicle (in this case a train) which gets Humanity to move forward. This song is a masterpiece of multiple meanings. Read the lyrics again while visualizing Mr. Tinkertrain as the Zoids. There’s no escape because the plan cannot be defeated. The little girl is the population. They’re putting on the greatest show on Earth, thus the reference to ‘M’. All this and it seems like a song about a pedophile. Genius.
Heavy Duty / Defenders Of The Faith (Judas Priest; 1983) - These two tracks are the Zoids telling you that they’re manipulating everything and that they are the defenders of the whole system (the faith.) Notice how at the very end of Heavy Duty, they sing “C’mon let’s tell the world!” I believe this literally means they are exposing themselves via Bird Language for the first time in recorded history.
Atom Bomb (Fluke; 1997) - Lyrics - This is describing what I call the Cartoon Narrative — the information you see on the surface. It describes the hellscape that is the good guys and the bad guys, the United States, etc. Basically, everything you thought you knew about how the world works. Well, it doesn’t work that way. It is all a show. Have a nice day.
Hotel California (The Eagles; 1975) - Lyrics - For years, I thought this song was about Satanism. It isn’t — that’s just one verse and it is part of the overall compilation. The song is about the whole show including multiple layers of deception. Eagles are birds, after all, and they speak Bird Language.
You’re So Vain (Carly Simon; 1974) - Lyrics - Here’s a fun one, although difficult to figure out. “So vain” in this song is a sound-alike for a Cambodian name. Knowing that name meaning changes the meaning of the song completely. The Cambodian name Sovann means golden one. Another much less common form of Sovann is Sovane. Essentially, only Enders can figure out that this is a sound-alike meaning they’re Enders — they’re Sovane. In this condition, the song is actually about the listener. Listen to the lyrics with this understanding and the song makes perfect sense.
Hold on to your ass for this one:
Blackstar (David Bowie; 2016) - Lyrics - This 10 minute long song has so much Bird Language going on, it could take an entire article to cover it — maybe two articles. Look up every single name, look at every single visual, read every single word and phrase and look for deeper meanings. What is the Villa of Ormen? Why is there a candle at the center of it all? Because that’s the light that draws your attention. It is the story — the narrative spun by the Zoids.
Blackstar is telling you about how the Zoids started, what they do, why they do it and how it works. Blackstars are actors holding positions of power — this is how the Zoids do everything to fake everything. See if you can figure out why the female character starts the song with a tail and later ends up not having the tail. It can be done. It makes perfect sense once you figure it out.
Right in the middle of the song there’s a break in the music and Bowie holds out a black book with a black star on it. He’s looking for Enders. Who can understand the Bird Language? This is the Zoids exposing the system for the first time.
The religious zealots will hate the fact that the three characters on the crosses are strawmen. Blackstars. You can see what the Zoids are saying. Did any of it actually happen? What do you think?
You can find a lot of interpretations of this Blackstar song on the Internet. They’re wrong. This song is a Bird Language masterpiece.
There are endless songs with potent Bird Language in them. Start picking out cryptic songs that have been popularized and analyzing the lyrics. It won’t be too difficult to find the Bird Language.
Poetry
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star - This is about Lucifer. Lucifer is the spark of curiosity and creativity that drives Humans to learn more about the Universe.
Mary Had A Little Lamb - This isn’t super potent, but I think Mary is a metaphor for the Davidics (Zoids) who take care of the sheep.
Rock-A-Bye Baby - Essentially says that if the Zoids ever fail, all of civilization will fail.
Books
If you’ve seen the movies for any of these, you still haven’t read the books. The books are always different. Often, they’re REALLY different. Please, dear reader, never think you know what is in a story unless you’ve read the book! NEVER EVER!
Arthur C. Clarke’s Space Odyssey series is a potent script for the history of the Zoids and a rough view of where we’re heading. The main characters of the first book are David Bowman (Davidic bloodline steering the ship) and Frank Poole (honest Roman — Poole is the name of the city the Romans first landed in Britain). In the first book, the spaceship goes to Saturn and not Jupiter. This is important because of a link to the story of Pinocchio. The target moon in the book is Japetus, which immediately reminds the reader of Geppetto from Pinocchio. Geppetto is also the diminutive form of Joseph (referring to the Davidic bloodline — the Zoids.)
Pinocchio is all about the Zoids. In the book, the puppetmaker wears a yellow (Q) wig. Lots of things happen in the books that aren’t in any of the other versions.
Frankenstein by Mary Shelley is very much different than the movie interpretations. It is really about uncontrolled technology destroying lives.
Alice’s Adventures In Wonderland and Alice Through The Looking Glass by Lewis Carroll is all about how the current world is completely upside down. This is by design — it is supposed to suck — that’s the point! Only after people have been shown how horrible the world is with wrong thinking can they be convinced to eliminate the criminal elements that cause these problems.
The Wonderful Wizard of Oz by L. Frank Baum is a very cryptic story that describes what’s going on in many ways at once. If you haven’t read the book, do so.
The Foundation books by Isaac Azimov are a combined 2000 pages (or so) of amazing science fiction. But they’re also a metaphorical script to the last 6000 years and the next big chunk of time. The trick is figuring out how to map the plot lines of the books to things you know about in real life in order to see how they relate. Ah…Bird Language…
Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy by Douglas Adams is like riding a roller coaster on LSD. However, it reinforces some key points, like giving you the hint that the most important thing to have with you on a journey through space is a towel. Why? Well, he doesn’t tell you, but I will: The Essenes make a point out of keeping their skin dry. Who are the Essenes? Well, the Zoids, of course. In other words, if you’re going to travel through space, you might want to know about the Essenes and their philosophy…
Movies
Reminder: NEVER think you know a story if you’ve seen a movie but not read the book. Just don’t do it. Ever.
Sometimes the movies can add information through the differences.
I don’t think I’ve come across a killer Bird Language movie that doesn’t have an associated book. The books are usually better.
King Kong is a metaphorical display of the existence of the King Kong problem — that idiot alpha males are more interested in ego, power and attaining women than they are with the future of Humanity. When you mix that behavior with civilization (as happens in the movie), that monster will screw things up and have to be brought down with brute force. Can you think of another reason why this fruity story about a giant ape has been remade over and over and over again in the media? It is a really dumb story if you think about it on the surface level. Clearly, they want people to be aware of it.
Plus, Kong appears seemingly randomly in The Yellow Submarine. The reason is because the King Kong problem is central to why the Zoids have to fake everything in order to advance Humanity.
You should watch the Yellow Submarine because it is loaded with symbolism. I did a 2 hour and 42 minute podcast detailing what is in this movie if you care to watch it. Seriously…yellow (Q) submarine (under the water.) It should be obvious…
The basic structure of Star Trek is a metaphorical roadmap for the history of the world. Romulans are Romans, Vulcans are Zoids, Klingons are thugs, Humans are normies. The original television series (99 episodes) are packed full of philosophical connundrums that the Zoids have considered possible as we explore the galaxy over the coming centuries.
The Matrix is another obvious example of the narrative that things are not what they seem.
Inception looks like a Bird Language narrative talking about how there’s not just one level of deception, but several.
Most (all?) of the popular movies are loaded with Bird Language. As you get better at interpreting it, you’ll be able to see the messaging more clearly.
Cartoons And Children’s Stories
Without going into too much detail, if you want to dig into the weirdest stuff of all, look into all of the popularized children’s media. Popeye, Bugs Bunny, Road Runner, Ren & Stimpy, even Panty & Stocking. They’re all full of Bird Language.
Dr. Seuss (Green Eggs And Ham, Fox In Socks, The Sleep Book, Cat In The Hat) are all written to convey very relevant Bird Language narratives.
I did an exhaustive breakdown of Fox In Socks here if you’d like to read it.
I could go on and on, but this article is already lethal enough to kill large mammal predators.
Parting Eyebrow Burner
Since you’ve made it this far, you must not hate me quite enough. For this reason, I give you Once Upon A Time In Garterbelt, which is episode 11 of the first season of Panty And Stocking. This foul cartoon explains the early history of the Zoids. The second season is due out THIS YEAR (2025.)
At the bottom of the graphic is an inkwell. The pen is mightier than the sword. This is the narrative. Rising up out of it is the path to the upward arrow — advancing Humanity to a better situation. Along the way are alternate paths, which must be avoided. The narrative must ensure that the best path is taken. The deception must guide the population to end up at the highest point possible over time.
The inkwell is crossed by a Y. Why? Exactly! This is WHY the system must work as it does. The Zoids are Y-Heads. It must be deceptive because you cannot tell the masses what is best for them or they will work to destroy the plan — because it isn’t their plan! This is because of the King Kong problem — the empty motives of idiot alpha males who just want power and chicks. This kind of empire building does nothing to advance Humanity — it actually destroys civilization! So you have to mislead the whole population so they don’t condemn us to the stone age! If they ever destroy the plan, we’re right back to prehistoric times in a flash. Instead, we need to colonize other star systems so we avoid being completely wiped out by one unfortunate cosmic event.
All this wisdom in a foul cartoon about two degenerate angels who were kicked out of heaven for bad behavior. How incredibly Zoid!
I can’t wait for the next season of Panty And Stocking, which is due out this year (2025.) I had to order the first season on DVD from Japan as an import. I highly recommend it. You’ll laugh your ass off (unless you’re a really boring person at parties.)
Time’s Up! 3…2…1…
2025 is the 64th birthday of the Beatles. I leave you with this song so you can ask yourself whether or not you still love the Beatles after they turn 64 — this year!
It seems 2025 is the turning point. Hello, President Trump.
By the way, hopefully the Zoids are almost done spraying us with exotic chemicals that cause lots of health symptoms without actually hurting us. They’ll blame it on some ridiculous Bond-villain elites to make their point. Bring on the faux arrests and executions. Oh, bother.
- sapioplex
P.S.: I will try to add things to this article if people alert me of something valuable I’ve missed in the comments. But remember, trying to make this a complete Rosetta Stone for Bird Language is a fool’s errand. There is too much detail to do so meaningfully.
Sapioplex is a fag.
Hi Paul I love when you and John are on Joe's show it's mind-blowing .. there's so much that's resonates with me. I am super curious about the zoids - do you have a sub stack on that or any videos that I can check out?
Bird languages next on my list to check out so thanks for posting that.
I noticed the The looks when Joe brought up the Bible, That's going to be a big pill for people to swallow, but it's a book & somebody wrote it my logic is how could everything else be tainted and that be the one thing that stood the test of time without being manipulated. 🤷♀️ So if you have any info where you've done any deep diving on that I would love links for it thanks again you guys are amazing thanks for all your hard work ❤️😎
Kim